Fotchington-Halmsley's Dance Implosion

"Dare we endear ourselves to these modern tunes?"

โ€œSirrah! There is no choice, for we have already become Modern. Do tell sir, by what other means would thine hairstyle have so deftly reconfigured itself before my very eyes?"

โ€œGads and damn! Tell me, spirit, tell me how my hair has done this to itself. By what power โ€” I say โ€”ย what is this hair now called.โ€

โ€œSir, your hairstyle is now a โ€˜faux-hawkeโ€™.โ€

"Damn that modern music, and damn the Associates Jonas! Tell them... tell them... I love them."