โSirrah! There is no choice, for we have already become Modern. Do tell sir, by what other means would thine hairstyle have so deftly reconfigured itself before my very eyes?"
โGads and damn! Tell me, spirit, tell me how my hair has done this to itself. By what power โ I say โย what is this hair now called.โ
โSir, your hairstyle is now a โfaux-hawkeโ.โ
"Damn that modern music, and damn the Associates Jonas! Tell them... tell them... I love them."