Legislasm

These new Obamacare laws are an insane burden on me, the gregarious landed gentry. They have all kinds of workers' rights laws for Sherpas now.

That's just messing it up for everyone. First, you have to register your Sherpas. Then, you have to undergo background checks if you want to buy more Sherpas.

What's next, will I be limited to five Sherpas? That's just increasing the burden on my existing Sherpas.

And of course, the real victim here is the Sherpas themselves. I had to take away Lopchang's extended magazine.

...and that annoyed him, since the flight to Nepal is really long.