Clericus Wajimal: Idear Professionel

I have a business idea on which the ground floor has available space: smartwatches for ennui. It uses advanced motion detection and all that junk to measure the user's listlessness and dissatisfaction with the state of their life. Like the Apple Health thing, or Fitbit, but for people that are into more than all that jumping and leaping and running about business. So it records all this data, and — the word "gamify" having been run solidly into the ground at this point — it rewards your sadness with a series of achievements. Using Bluetooth it can sync with the wearer's phone to collect enhanced statistics like "Quantity of Cup-of-Soup Bought" and "Hours Spent Driving Aimlessly". I think this device can revolutionize the sort of modern emptiness that epitomizes modern Quebec. And it can revolutionize your emptiness too, American investor. Let's aggregate our co-marketing strengths to do the stuff. Ennui Watch. www.partybutts.club, my tree fort, eight o'clock. Bring a Chinese OEM and a copy of AutoCAD. Together, we can own and operate the dream of every human, which is to have a data center inside an old missile silo, and have lots of blinking lights in there.