It's-a Me, Blorphlax

I made-a the pizza-pie!

Apart from making good sauce, I found that the trick to it was laminating the bejesus out of the dough -- roll it out, cover in butter, roll it up. This is alluded to in the work "Roll it up, light it up" by noted chefs Cypress Hill. Likewise, you have to follow their topping advice carefully, and break off sausage in the right proportion. One time a reputable lady grated mozzarella right into my mouth. Anyway, pizza is pretty good, so I suggest that if you want some, you should eat a pizza. Pizza was unknown to the Maratha empire, but a lot of their records still refer to "the Noid" and "Caesar of the Small Temple" and "the raging, cheese-fueled obesity of the North Korean potentate". So listen to Peshwa Madhav Rao II and eat a goddam pizza. You don't even have to make one -- people will even bring them to you. Good people, people you can trust. Laminate your dough.