Man-Spiderrrr, Man-Spiderrr Does whatever a human guy can Take care of his teeth, brush and floss, Really good with MS-DOS Look out! Here comes the Man-Spiderrrr

That was pretty good. ...for some.

I assume this only applies to me, but if you're running Server on OS X and have been getting non-stop L2TP errors for your VPN since upgrading to 10.12.5, it seems like the fix is just to change the shared secret ?

I haven't had a Mk2 VW in ... oof, 12 years, but I estimate that my stash of zip ties will last until FY2043.

Good lookin' out, Japan. There's another Sailor in the same series, but I was too cheap for both. On the bright side, the Rocket one is great for Evil Deeds™. I should get a more evil job so that I can do evil paperwork.

Only seven thousand more winters until this lil' guy starts farting out pomegranates. No, I don't know what's going on with my "lawn". Basically it's however-many hundred square feet of construction waste-ass soil that periodically sprouts eighteen different kinds of waist-high weeds. I dunno, man. I don't have time to be a landscapist, so my policy regarding the back yard is "if it's not surrounded by stone trapezoids then I don't care". Worked out fine for the raised beds.