LOCAL NODE 2026-08-22

5,000 Miles in the CR-V Trailsport

My wife and I got jobs this summer as USFS rangers in Granite County, Montana. Before departing, we'd replaced our combination of 2018 CR-V, 2005 Element AWD, 2012 Wonderful Van, and two Honda CT90s with a CR-V Trailsport. The CR-V has now passed 5,000 miles of Montana Time™, and on this occasion a friend had asked how it was doing. So, this is an extended and hypercritical ramble on that point. 

Typical usage for the CR-V involves a 10-25 MPH crawl for the 20 miles or so from our guard station out to a highway, 70-80 MPH highway travel for a couple of hours, maybe a ~30 MPH FS dirt road or two, then a 10-25 MPH crawl up to whatever the trailhead or Forest Service rental of the day is. 

The Drivetrain

The Trailsport only comes as an all-wheel-drive hybrid. It's relatively hard to find a proper description of how the car's drivetrain works, which is kind of funny given all the references in reviews to its "CVT". It doesn't have a CVT. It has a 2.0 I-4 with two lockup clutches and two motor-generators (one traction, one generator). Depending on throttle and charge level, the car can get around in EV mode (clutches open), hybrid drive (clutches open, engine spins generator to power traction motor), and engine drive (one of the two clutches closes and the engine drives the front axle at a fixed ratio, optionally with the traction motor adding torque). 

Generally-speaking this is lovely. We'd test-driven the new Rav4 and found it substantially jerkier around town. The hybrid drive feels quite "electric", despite the engine faking shifts in the background. Power is okay, and over 5400 miles – from 80 MPH Montana highways to Bay Area stop-and-go to Idaho forest service roads – we've averaged 35.9 MPG across 21 fillups. I was used to ~21 in my Element, so this is lovely. This system incurs a cursory 1000lb tow rating – itself a "win" coming from the low-speed lockup clutch, but that wasn't a dealbreaker for us. 

Two downsides. The first is minor, on the downhill: when the regen has filled the battery, Honda is obviously not inclined to allow the car to just start freewheeling. So, the car closes a lock-up clutch and hands the absorption of the wheels' motoring force to the engine. No biggie, but it is a bit noisy. 

The second is more of a pain – the uphill. When the traction motor and engine are working together, it's absolutely fine. However, when the battery is empty (and it is not a large battery) the engine is tasked with dragging the car uphill and putting whatever other energy it can find into the battery. As a result, it's kind of a noisy dog under those circumstances. 

The upshot of all this is that for rolling hills, the system is totally adequate. For long climbs, followed by long descents, you often find yourself fluctuating between the worst of all worlds. This is not a problem unique to Honda's hybrid system, but it is a problem Honda is more locked-in to versus the competition, as they do not offer the gasoline-powered CR-V as a plug-in hybrid with a larger battery like Toyota does with the Rav4 (weirdly, the hydrogen one is a plug-in). The downside is that whether driving from the Central Valley up the Sierra and back when at home, or driving around Montana, "long climbs and long descents" is where the car will spend a lot of time. 

The Dynamics

It handles fine. It's more fun to drive than the fifth-gen CR-V. It's way less fun to drive on a twisty road than my NA Miata with every part Flyin' Miata makes bolted on, and way more fun to drive on a twisty road than my 1962 Ford Galaxie 500 was. It's a CR-V. There's nothing objectionable about it at all, but it just is what it is.

One thing I have noticed is that it's sort of hard to place the right-hand side of the car with much confidence. This may be a personal failing, but I think I adapt to cars pretty quickly and I'm just having trouble building trust with this one. The shape of the hood, maybe? I dunno. 

Interior noise is pretty well-controlled, however. For all Honda's cost-cutting, the car does well in this regard generally, and relative to the fifth-gen CR-V. 

The Cheap One

On that note: The cost-cutting is really obvious next to the prior generation, particularly on the interior. It's not that it's bad – it's a nice interior. But if you happened to spend a lot of time in the fifth-gen CR-V, you see it. There's the big picture – no choice of interior colors or materials unless you get the Sport Touring and want white leather (for whatever reason). Sure. There's also little details. Example: the previous CR-V's cupholders each had four independent nubbins to secure cups in the middle of the cupholder. This one has only two, covering a half-circle of your cup, which push it against the exterior wall of the cupholder and can squeeze out half-empty Sprite bottles. Couple bucks saved, perhaps. Other instances of that include the removal of the "fold down rear seat" handles in the cargo compartment (which I mention in particular as a minor cut with major potential frustration), and the reintroduction of incandescent turn signals in the rear.

This is more or less fine, and for the most part it's stuff that only car dweebs will notice. So it sucks that I'm a car dweeb. I would have liked a tan/plastiwood interior like the fifth-gen CR-V had. 

The Insides

With the above said, the interior is also where the CR-V really shined when we were looking at the competition. The new Rav4 was a huge disappointment – its tech feels more modern than the Honda, but the interior is weird and tryhard. Why are there nubbins with sharp plastic corners right where the knees of a 6'2"-tall person go? Why? The CR-V is just a sensible place to be. It has knobs for volume and fan speed like the car gods intended. Everything makes sense. They didn't try to be fancy guys. 

I will note that the same applies to the Subaru Forester. The Subaru's interior looks (to me) straight-up nasty in pictures, but driving it, the ergonomics are very pleasant. It feels like the car best-designed for taller humans, with the CR-V just behind. 

Aside from the absence of color choices and evident cost-cutting noted above, my complaints are pretty limited. The black interior picks up marks from sunscreeny arms and such so easily, and (very weirdly) they stuck a "Hybrid" sticker where the key would traditionally go in a car that lacked a push-button starter. No idea why. 

On a very minor but surprisingly major note, Honda nailed the way the car increases and decreases speaker volume automatically to compensate for road noise. 

Cargo Complaining

I'm used to the Element, so this was always going to be a loser – a CT90 just cannot fit in the back (at least, not intact and vertically). It's got plenty of room for stuff, if your definition of stuff includes "three weeks of shelf-stable food from the Missoula Wal-Mart", "a heavy electric bike", "more Ikea crap than you intended to buy", and so forth. 

However: any two-box design in which the rear seats cannot be wholly removed as a function of the design deserves a note of scorn. You can of course remove them with a socket set and time, but then it's a question of airbag wiring, battery intake protection, etc. Kind of a fuss. When folded down they also have a hump at the hinge, meaning that you can't just slide stuff in, nor sleep in there without incurring weird back problems. Dumb. 

Noting the praise I had for its interior above, I'll add that sadly the cargo space is what killed the Forester for us. It may not be an Element, but the CR-V definitely has the edge over some of its competition.

Trailsport? 

The Trailsport package adds the option of a nice Ash Green, 18-inch wheels with Continental CrossContact tires, some orange lighting, front and rear floormats, and... that's it. This did not necessarily bother us – I like the green, and we'd have bought fire-roady tires anyway. To Honda's credit, the car did get an upgraded AWD system that lets it send more torque to a single wheel. However, all 2026 AWD CR-Vs got the same thing. 

It is, however, a bit lazy. Practically-speaking, I think the package should add roof-rack crossbars, the rear cargo tray and seatback protectors, and perhaps a hitch. Easy dealer-installs that they already have (the hitch is a dinky 1.25" receiver, however). The Rav4 Woodland comes with this stuff. 

Less practically, one thing it lacks is the Trail drive mode that the Pilot, Passport, and Ridgeline Trailsports have. Nobody's saying the car is an off-roader, but it does seem like a miss – most particularly because reviewers seem to put the car in Snow mode when comparing to Subarus and the like, and Snow mode is horrible on slippy dirt roads as it pathologically restricts all wheelspin. As a result, the car reviews worse than it otherwise would've. Feels like Honda's conservatism bought them an own-goal. 

I think a very low-effort Trail mode could be great – they could copy-paste the Normal mode's driving dynamics, add a compass in the gauge cluster, and turn off the EV-mode "choir", presumably after a "not Honda's fault if you hit someone" on the screen (it seems to startle wildlife). Job done. 

It's also worth observing that the sixth-gen CR-V has sort of long nose, and the approach angle suffers. I know it's a bit juvenile to suggest changes to major body panels all willy-nilly – but it's worth noting that the fuel cell CR-V gets a special bumper, and that thing is niche enough that most people will never see one. Minor bumper revisions for a volume trim line don't seem super-crazy in that regard... I'd have paid an extra $500. Could have even added a recovery point or two. 

The one omission that looks real bad is the lack of even a space-saver spare. The battery occupies the spare tire well entirely. That's the place where the package seems at-odds with itself, and fares most poorly relative to Subaru and Toyota. I'm not saying they should have done a custom tailgate that has a molded-in spare like the original CR-V (wait, yes I am), but they should have at least done a Honda-branded version of the Modern Spare space-saver or something. 

It's a CR-V. 

Yeah, I know. But it turns out you don't actually need much to go up a bunch of dirt roads. For anything up to and including BLM roads made out of 4- to 6-inch rocks, the CR-V has been totally fine. We've definitely taken some things slower than I would have in our Forest Service Ram, and put a little more thought into the drive. But we have not gotten stuck nor died.

Ultimately the Trailsport trim is a little half-baked, but the only truly offensive point is the absence of a spare.

The Wipers

Most organizations employ folks who are somehow unemployable, but who consistently hold down jobs through dark magic. Honda keeps all these folks employed in one department, where they work on windshield wipers and associated systems. They did interesting work on the CR-V, expressed in two key failures and one mild moronity:

- The sprayers for the front wipers are integrated into the wiper arms. Notionally, they dribble just in front of the advancing blade, saving water and ensuring juicy wipes. Practically, they are unable to perform the primary function of wiper squirtys: saturation of bug guts. At speed, where one is traditionally squishing bugs, they're even worse. These wipers are amazing gut-spreaders. Don't bother with the squirters, and just keep Windex or similar in the car. Apparently this necessitates the blades being weird-ass custom nightmares, too. Great work.

- As anyone who loves their car knows, you may occasionally wish to clean the windshield. This involves lifting up the wiper arms. Honda's crack team engineered the arms in such a way that if you just lift them, they will hit the hood and chip the paint. So you have to awkwardly push them up, then lift them. Also great work.

- It's less important, but a "Trailsport" whose rear wiper has a horizontal rest position has engineers who need to go outside. The rear wiper acts as a shelf on which crap builds up. Use of the rear sprayer means that this crap becomes a crust. Awesome. 

Please Shut Up

It boils down to the scientific fact that the threshold of being lame goes way down as a vehicle's pretensions increase. A Passport Trailsport or a 4Runner Trailhunter are kinda pretentious, and so you have to do lots of cool stuff with one to not be lame. By the same token, a FWD Hybrid CR-V is less pretentious than a Trailsport, and could I think have done almost all the same stuff my wife and I have done with this. And so on. Obviously, the least lame person at a trailhead is the person who got there with a Civic. But I do like Ash Green, and the thing's just nice. And sometimes that's fine. This post goes out to our neighbor in Davis who has the world's cleanest Wrangler Rubicon on 37s.

LOCAL NODE 2026-05-20

My Friend Squelch

I learned a lot making DewDrop, and have been really enjoying using it. So I was thinking about other things to do. Bless SomaFM, it's a lovely service, but my god the Mac app is hideous. So I thought I might take a whack at that. Thus, SQUELCH.

Squelch doesn't offer all the same features that SomaFM's own app does (you can't favorite songs, see playlist histories (yet?), see all their news and updates, and that sort of thing). I might add some or all of that later, but simple feels nice, and I feel like it's pretty neat as it is. I'd built a website for someone who makes lovely crafts with color customization, which made me really want to do that in one of my own projects, and this seemed like a good fit. Meanwhile, the visualizer was a fun learning experience; it taps into the computer's live audio using CoreMedia and the vDSP framework to do frequency analysis, then maps the audio into the bars with custom weighting – notionally I wanted it to feel authentic without actually bouncing around to the distracting extent that reality dictates, haha.

Anyhow. Still a couple of issues (mini-player quirks, and uhh that visualizer I was so proud of doesn't work when you're using other audio destinations e.g. AirPods as some people are prone to do), but I think it's pretty neat. Plus this time I actually remembered to build in an update checker from Day 1, so when I fix those issues it'll tell you...

LOCAL NODE 2026-05-04

Vandemonium 2: Introspection Alert

Since my post in January, Van continued on its journey of tremendousness, good vibes, and robustitude. However, in a classic “but then life did a life”, Van has departed. As has the Element. As have the Trail 90s. With my wife and I’s work for the Forest Service approaching, three cars and two motorcycles have become a CR-V Trailsport. Van was an ideal “home base” for our California Naturalist certification, in that it was not too big, too thirsty, or too pretentious for the field trips. It kept us warm and happy on rainy nights, and grew a raven shrine. An article about it showed up. We’re very sad to see it go, but it sounds like it has a wonderful new home (it’ll be in the Placerville Pride parade!). I’d never gotten attached to a car/bike as quickly as I did to Van, and I’d never had a car for as long as the Element (nor had one as generally-excellent). I was reflecting on selling the Element, which has been a good friend and had a great many adventures, and was sort of surprised that (as with Van) I was sad, but not really sad. I just feel lighter. When I’d bought the Element it was sort of a dull used car, but I kept it nice and now it’s sort of a thing, where people want to talk about it. “What were you going for with your Element build?” Well, I was going to Post Creek Guard Station, so I put bigger tires on it. I didn’t “build” anything. It’s just a happy guy. I dunno. Same with Van. And in ditching all this, friends have kindly been like “ah, now you can afford *this* cool car, or *this* cool bike”. How cool is a car which sits in a garage in Davis for driving up 128 every third weekend? My '92 Miata has a hallowed place in my memory, but what a dull liability a Miata would be now. The Element wasn’t a cool car because I kept mine nice and garaged while the others rotted so now it’s socially-acceptable to like the survivors – just like us, its adventures and its stories made it cool. One of my earlier car memories is crawling up Mount Rainier in my Grandpa’s Super Beetle, and hiding inside it as he hucked snowballs at the window. I don’t remember whether it was a nice Super Beetle or not. I think that Super Beetle had some good stories to tell at the REI parking lot in 1998, though. Car shopping with this mindset was particularly liberating, too. I thought I’d love the Passport, but seeing one up close I’m like oh, what a porker. The Defender is hilarious. So on and so forth. As a result, now I love my stupid CR-V Trailsport. I’m going to be the most smug little bastard in the world when someone with a Wrangler goofs on it online and I’ll get to be like “well, it worked fine when I was a Forest Service ranger”. So, I'm happy that after 20 years of being a car weirdo, I've made it to "buy a single boring car, love it, and spend life being weird in it". I suggest it! Either that, or I’ll keep my dumb CR-V nice and give ya a good deal on it once it becomes socially-acceptable to like them.

LOCAL NODE 2026-04-08

A Little DewDrop Update

Just as an FYI to folks who have been trying (hopefully getting a kick out of) DewDrop, I've just released a new version that incorporates automatic update-checking – obviating the kind of post you are now reading. Of course, by the time I got around to doing that I'd also had time to incorporate all the features I'd actually wanted, meaning updates will probably be far more sparse. Listen, this is A Stupid Year for everyone.

LOCAL NODE 2026-03-25

Baby's First Executable

I used JPEGMini forever. First it got annoying (they added a bunch of meh features), then it got expensive, then it got annoying (constant callouts for features even when I already paid), and now it's been subsumed into something called Framer and I don't even know what it is anymore. So, no. I tried a couple alternatives (e.g. Tyniy), but they just weren't doing it for me. I wanted something drag-and-drop which could easily replace files in situ. I didn't want a platform, a file picker, video support, etc. I just wanted to be able to easily export files from Lightroom then size 'em down for web stuff. So I channeled my frustration into Xcode! The result is my first Mac executable – DewDrop! I am certain it's "dumber" than JPEGMini (or at least, JPEGMini back when they actually had a focus on minifying JPGs...), but it is free-er. The behavior is what I wanted, the look is what I wanted, and the options are hopefully flexible-enough... As my first Mac app, I was worried about the "officialization" process – how notarization and all that works. That was fine (modulo Apple's $100/yr developer fee), but there was basically no way it was going to be sandboxable without being a nightmare, and thus it'll never be Mac App Store-able. Which, whatever.

LOCAL NODE 2026-01-28

Vandemonium 1

Vandemonium 1

Escape Campervans was a company which customized camper vans, then rented them to tourists. They went out of business, and their vans were fire-saled! We picked one up cheap. This is its story. They'd named ours "Crayola". It's a 2012 Econoline with 337k miles on it. We went to collect it at a weird facility in Antioch; it had no plate or title, but we'd determined through VIN snooping that it had been registered and smogged in California. So, we embarked upon a less-than-legal drive home. I got it smogged pretty quick – easy pass. The first real roadblock was just how much of a pain in the butt it is buying an auctioned car in California. Even with the smog pass, AAA wouldn't touch it, and the DMV was a fuss with wanting counter-signatures from Escape (tricky, when they no longer exist). However, we got it registered eventually. The first step was to clean up the dashboard. The power plugs were all chewed away, and covered in duct tape, and it had a poorly-mounted radio. - We hit on the idea of finding black plastic, cutting it, then using it as a "faceplate" for the accessory plug. Doesn't look factory fresh, but it is very solid, and it was three dollars. I'd backed both that and the existing cigarette lighter with epoxy putty, so they're very rigid. (Fun Van Fact™: The "12v hole" on the left is a cigarette lighter, but the "12v hole" on the right (and the one hidden in the glovebox) apparently cannot support the amperage of the cigarette lighter accessory, so the manual is explicit that there is only one lighter! We don't smoke, so hey. I wish they were hot on ignition, not hot all the time, so that's something to address in the future.) - I put in a cheap ($100) wireless CarPlay headunit, and ran the rear camera stuff. "Power Akoustik" is *not* the best brand, but it works rather well, and it did allow me to do a custom boot-up image. Crucial. At the same time, I also replaced all the interior bulbs with LEDs. The second step has been to clean up the interior, which was worn and rather gray. Good fundamentals, though, and the kitchen was designed pretty nicely. We'd set a low budget, and got started. - For the curtains, rather than pay for new blackout fabric Sam decided to get nice tulle and just sew it right over the top. Great! - For the floors, I'd cleaned them up, then laid down cheap peel-and-stick wood. - For the table, I'd cut a new one out of ply, covered it in contact paper, and done some edging. It also gained a little trick – countersunk rare-earth magnets to hold lamps/etc. steady. Cheap stuff, but it feels a lot nicer indoors now. This was all maybe $100. Really quite pleased with how all this has gone. It's currently getting all its fluids changed, and it will have its first trip in a few days. After that, I have new suspension parts will go on, and the van will inherit the Geolandars off of my Element when that car gets new tires shortly.

LOCAL NODE 2025-11-13

Into the Woods with the Boox Palma 2

We spend a lot of time doing weird stuff in the woods. It's often quite nice to have some sort of rectangle while doing so, particularly for playing music. But doing so brings a surfeit of objectionable intrusions, e.g. bright screens and the clock. These are solvable problems! E-paper Android devices exist, and I assumed there was some way to entirely disable the clock. So, I got a Boox Palma 2, and this is a quick note on using it as a "being weird in the woods" buddy as I had a couple questions I couldn't find answered online. The first question was whether it worked well as a music streamer. And yes, it runs Apple Music (and presumably Spotify) totally normally, with offline music being no problem. The Boox software allows per-app customization of quality and refresh rates, so scrolling is even *okay*. The only hitch was that the Boox software also overwrites the built-in Android "run in the background" prefs, which wasn't super-obvious to me. So, to prevent it closing in the background, I'd just needed to use the Boox "Optimize" menu, as well as turning on "use BT while asleep" at the device level. Otherwise, great. The second question was whether you can turn the clock off. Yes! There are quite a few menu bar tuning apps, e.g. Super Status Bar. Easy. No unwanted intrusion of timekeeping. As a reader, it's small but totally fine. It supports using the hardware volume control as page-turn buttons in both the Kobo and Kindle apps, and other stuff (e.g. Kiwix, for offline Wikipedia) work great. Battery life is great, with maybe 8% knocked off after six hours of playing downloaded music. The back seems tough enough, although I will grab a screen protector. It's one of those things where there was no reason it should not be fine, but it's nice that it *was* fine, especially in a circumstance where fine is wonderful. Doubtless any number of e-paper Android tablets would probably be a good outdoors rectangle, but the Boox is definitely a good outdoors rectangle.

LOCAL NODE 2025-10-29

Halloweenery

Halloweenery

I'm pretty proud of our stupid Halloween candy box. We'd repurposed old Valentine's Day crafts for the little spookies stuck to it.

LOCAL NODE 2025-09-19

Renaissance Mo

Renaissance Mo

He's as smart as he is coordinated.

LOCAL NODE 2025-09-17

So Does This Even Work Or Like

So Does This Even Work Or Like

I mean if it works, that's great. And if pictures work, even better. If it does work: I got really mad at Wordpress because it's seemingly impossible to pull in Pixelfed posts cleanly. And even if it could, it's a giant, heavy, terrible nightmare which constantly dissuaded me from ever writing anything there. So this is a custom CMS from Juniper MonCorp. I'll call it Chimp Engine. Sorry the formatting on any local posts older than this one is all funky. I'd just wanted to get the migration from WordPress over with.