Yeah, well, holideux and whatever. I mean, I was up until 4 AM throwing up because of chow mein, but that doesn't take away from the lights and the gorgons and stuff. I mean, it's a holideux. My grandma used to drive us down Gorgonnicus Lane in a beige Peugeot and she'd be all "I have a gilded scepter", but you can't command gorgons with that kind of scepter. You need a palladium one. It was then, perhaps, that I realized that Möbius strip intestines were a well-trodden concept with almost no remaining relevance in the field. But as the Peugeot pootled along, we'd look at all the yards with the gorgon lights and gorgon figurines and inflatable gorgons and gorgontivity scenes and I'd think "truly, to succeed in this rap game you gots to go hard in gorgon merchandise futures." And that is the story of how I outspent eight Kaiserins but still missed the Tennyson-Waverley Real Estate Explosion. Man, holideux.  

Buying socks in bulk NO LONGER.

I dunno if I would call myself 100% sold on center stands, but it sure makes changing a front tire real easy when you put some weight on the back.

This one goes out to the comrade who visited this website from 175.45.177.167 last week. In your honor we will all sing the song. Anyway, I hope Kim Jong-Un survives the DPRK's inevitable fall, because he would be the worst ghost.

This is quadroped turf.

Gliese Times-Navigator: So, you are the unit known as Li- LITTLE JIM DOES NOT WISH TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS QUESTIONNAIRE LITTLE JIM VALUES HIS PRIVACY LITTLE JIM WISHES TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM ALL GLIESE TIMES-NAVIGATOR PROMOTIONAL MAILING LISTS LITTLE JIM ASKS THAT HIS PREVIOUS REQUEST BE AMENDED TO EXCLUDE NOTIFICATIONS OF DEALS AT LOCAL BREAKFAST FOOD EATERIES LITTLE JIM ASKS THAT THE PREVIOUS AMENDMENT BE IGNORED FOR REASONS OF PRIVACY LITTLE JIM IS LEAVING NOW

It's nice to see some green around here. I thought the drought was back on, but apparently there'll be rain this weekend.

100% Americogermathai Hero

That's just how science works.

Good day.